why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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