I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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