How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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