Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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