It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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