I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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