question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Im part way to drunk.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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