Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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