You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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