yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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