It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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