Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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