So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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