Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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