it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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