thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I believe in your delicious
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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