..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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