so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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