Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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