I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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