if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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