just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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