I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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