You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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