As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
