I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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