FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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