ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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