It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
