Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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