i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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