Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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