Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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