fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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