Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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