Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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