what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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