OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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