Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The ass gains better be worth it
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