Me too!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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