it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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