Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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