do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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