Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
tell me about the fingering
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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