hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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