I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We have so much sex to catch up on
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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