that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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