What a fucking waste of an outfit
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
