Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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