that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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