What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
