The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Randomize
