This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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