I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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