i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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